why do people romanticize camping you people have clearly never been camping you wake the fuck up at the buttcrack of dawn and you live in fear of bears and you have to scour out the pots you cook in with creek water you have to shit in the forest it gets cold as shit at night raccoons invade your camping area trust me i was a boy scout once
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.